- You used to soar down the block in your sports car and now you’re the one who rushes out and yells at drivers who whiz by. After all, there are kids in this neighborhood, you know.
- You used to enjoy counting down the seconds to a New Year; now you count sheep two hours before the New Year.
- In fact, you haven’t seen midnight in a long, long time.
- You get excited about discounts. Any discount.
- You think about throwing out your daughter’s ripped jeans because they look unkempt.
- You think guys with long hair look so 80s.
- You marvel at kids today.
- You wake up naturally. And it’s still dark outside.
- Your 7-year-old has to show you how to work a piece of equipment.
- Your cell phone weighs more than an ounce.
- Texting seems hard and stupid. Why not make a call?
- You watch a snowstorm and worry about how much your back will hurt after shoveling the driveway.
- Pilates feels like a good workout.
- Your rock idols look more and more like senior citizens.
- You attend a concert and prefer to sit down the whole time.
- People ask you what time your party starts. You say, “Eight-thirty.” They respond, “Oh. That late?”
- Going out to dinner and a movie might take too long, so you decide to do one or the other.
- You haven’t seen a 3 in front of your age in years.
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2 comments:
when it is 11:27 on New Year's Eve and you are reading blogs while husband is alternating between rerun of cops and motocross.
Maggie, if you're up at 11:27, you're definitely not old!
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